Avian Conversationalist Mugs

"At least we're talking."

'Hello. Have you ever thought about your afterlife? I've got some literature I'd like to share with you.'

"You're quiet tonight! Have I said something to upset you?"

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

'I'll tell you my subtext, if you tell me yours.'

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"At random IS the plan..."

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

The Ly'in Starts Here.

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

Social Networking in Heaven.

"Do you play?"

"Tell me the truth, Paul - do you love me for myself or because you think that Jewish women are where it's at today?"

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

"Hey, this is on me!"

'You must assert yourself more.'

'Nine out of ten doctors think excessive drinking is bad for your health.'

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

"How does drinking help with your brainstorming ideas?"

Cort, I'm ready to be a person of faith, it's totally hip. I'm ready to get my religion on. I'm down with the divine, you know what I'm saying? I want to get inizzle with the lordizzle. I must pray now.

"This piece really makes you think doesn't it?"