Avian Conversationalist T-Shirts

"At least we're talking."

'Hello. Have you ever thought about your afterlife? I've got some literature I'd like to share with you.'

"You're quiet tonight! Have I said something to upset you?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'I'll tell you my subtext, if you tell me yours.'

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"At random IS the plan..."

'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

The Ly'in Starts Here.

"Hey, this is on me!"

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

"Do you play?"

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

Social Networking in Heaven.

"Tell me the truth, Paul - do you love me for myself or because you think that Jewish women are where it's at today?"

'You must assert yourself more.'

'Nine out of ten doctors think excessive drinking is bad for your health.'

"I'm filled with the holiday spirit. Single malt scotch."

'Oh, come on!!? Don't be crazy, butterfly.'

"How does drinking help with your brainstorming ideas?"

"As kindergarten taught me, a liberal application of glitter can hide a host of flaws."

"This piece really makes you think doesn't it?"