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'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Museum of Natural Cliches

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"He does impressions too!"

Ernie, as a scientist you should say the birds are "making aggressive vocalizations," not "feuding with tweets."

"What are the prevailing winds?"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Pencil Peaock

". . . and here it is again in Spanish."

"I got a beak job."

I'm sorry, sir, but the bill is correct. The sign says "Kid Seat Free," not "Kids eat free."

'Remember when we referred to a good thing as being 'swell' instead of 'cool'?'

"You've got to lose some weight!"

'I don't trust that guy.'

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

"Interestingly, the natives of this borough have 52 words for 'hot dog.'"

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

"Well, hello. You're such a cute doggie!"

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

(Woof!) (My word! I believe I'm speaking french!)