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'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Museum of Natural Cliches

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"He does impressions too!"

"What are the prevailing winds?"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"I got a beak job."

Pencil Peaock

'I don't trust that guy.'

"You've got to lose some weight!"

'Remember when we referred to a good thing as being 'swell' instead of 'cool'?'

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

"Interestingly, the natives of this borough have 52 words for 'hot dog.'"

"Well, hello. You're such a cute doggie!"

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

(Woof!) (My word! I believe I'm speaking french!)

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'