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'You give me flintstones. If great light climbs up sky again tomorrow, I keep stones. If great light don't climb up sky, you lose stones.'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Those Were The Days

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"Comments are turned off."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"This is what I use for social media."

"I love it!"

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Greek in gallery with Greek statues