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"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Oog has invented the organization chart.

Used wheels

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

"Too much club."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"