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"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Too much club."

Mammoth Posing

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"