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"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Early on-line shopping

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

A prehistoric football match.

'What's on the other side?...'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Early House Hunting.

Geekasaurus.

"Crap. I overslept."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'We're renovating.'

"I think the lines down!"

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'...never take anything for granite!'

'I think I preferred your meals before I discovered fire.'

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

Caveman Puncture

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'