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'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

This side is the gag reel.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

A prehistoric football match.

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'What's on the other side?...'

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

We love the Rolling Stones...

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Paleo-to-go

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

"Dinosaur tipping"? Are you crazy?!

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"Oh no! The gods must have been cutting their toenails again!"

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

'I think I preferred your meals before I discovered fire.'

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'