Stone Age Comedy Lovers Prints

'Wonderful, Ngok! Really great! What did the shaman tell you about stoneburgers and rock nuggets?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

A prehistoric football match.

'What's on the other side?...'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

Paleo-to-go

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

"Oh no! The gods must have been cutting their toenails again!"

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

'Worth a try, but I'm sorry to say the results are not very impressive...'

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

'I think I preferred your meals before I discovered fire.'

'You mean there's no money back guaranteed if I'm not satisfied?'

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."