Stone Age Humor T-Shirts

A prehistoric football match.

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

The Trojan Beagle.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Early on-line shopping

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'What's on the other side?...'

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Early House Hunting.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"This is my urban man cave."

We love the Rolling Stones...

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

Early Facebook.

'We're renovating.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Early kite experiment.

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

"Dinosaur tipping"? Are you crazy?!

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

'...never take anything for granite!'

'I think I preferred your meals before I discovered fire.'