Stone Age Humor Gifts

A prehistoric football match.

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

The Trojan Beagle.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Early on-line shopping

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'What's on the other side?...'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Early House Hunting.

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"This is my urban man cave."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

Early Facebook.

'We're renovating.'

Early kite experiment.

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

'...never take anything for granite!'

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

Art in Pandemic Time

Caveman Puncture