Stone Age Satirist Gifts

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'We're renovating.'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Early on-line shopping

Early House Hunting.

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

Caveman Puncture

'If you don't start throwing farther, I'm going to change my long distance service.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

'Hard to follow...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

A prehistoric football match.

Cheap Labour Countries.

'What's on the other side?...'

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'

We love the Rolling Stones...

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

The Do's and Don'ts of Sin.

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'Original spin'

'Ethelred - What we're offering is the chance to consolidate all your Danegeld payments into one manageable lump sum.'