Stone Age Satirist Gifts

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'We're renovating.'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Early on-line shopping

Early House Hunting.

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

Caveman Puncture

'If you don't start throwing farther, I'm going to change my long distance service.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'Hard to follow...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

A prehistoric football match.

Cheap Labour Countries.

'What's on the other side?...'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

The Do's and Don'ts of Sin.

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'Original spin'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

'...never take anything for granite!'

'Ethelred - What we're offering is the chance to consolidate all your Danegeld payments into one manageable lump sum.'

'It works on so many levels, Og!'

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

''Lilith'? - I don't remember authorizing any LILITH!'

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."