Stone Age Humor Buff Gifts

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Early on-line shopping

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

A prehistoric football match.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'What's on the other side?...'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Early House Hunting.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

We love the Rolling Stones...

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'We're renovating.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

'...never take anything for granite!'

'It works on so many levels, Og!'

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

Caveman Puncture

'Dinner's almost ready — go wash your knuckles.'

'I think I preferred your meals before I discovered fire.'

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'