Stone Age Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'What's on the other side?...'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early on-line shopping

Early accounting scandals.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

A prehistoric football match.

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

Early House Hunting.

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

'We're renovating.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

Paleo-to-go

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."