Stone Age Humorists Gifts

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Self Serv 1,000,000 B.C.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Early on-line shopping

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

A prehistoric football match.

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'What's on the other side?...'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Geekasaurus.

'...I thought maybe your brain had developed the ability to reason before mine.'

"Crap. I overslept."

Early House Hunting.

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

We love the Rolling Stones...

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'We're renovating.'

"Good idea. Bad execution."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"I think the lines down!"

Caveman waits for his money from a cash dispenser as behind the scenes another caveman chips away at a rock.

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'...never take anything for granite!'

"They're in a statistical dead heat."