Stone Age Satire Enthusiast Gifts

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Early on-line shopping

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Bureaucracy gone mad!

A prehistoric football match.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'What's on the other side?...'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Knights of the Round Whatever

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Early House Hunting.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Art Vandalism

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

We love the Rolling Stones...

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

John Banville

Colonel George Hanger atop his Steed

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."