Stone Age Story Lovers Mugs

Stoneage Cricket

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Used wheels

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'What's on the other side?...'

"Too much club."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"Comments are turned off."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel