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Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Early on-line shopping

Early accounting scandals.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

A prehistoric football match.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'What's on the other side?...'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Comments are turned off."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."