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Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Early on-line shopping

Early accounting scandals.

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

A prehistoric football match.

Used wheels

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'What's on the other side?...'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"I love it!"

Early House Hunting.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'