Comedians Of The Stone Age T-Shirts

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Early on-line shopping

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

A prehistoric football match.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Come on, Og, get with it. Everybody's putting their stuff on 'the cloud' these days."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

'What's on the other side?...'

Woody Allen

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

Early House Hunting.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'