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"I was a hunter, then I was a gatherer. But now, I'm just a grunter."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Stonehenge Explained

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'What's on the other side?...'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

The first animation.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

The first art critic

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.