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'Men! How many more times? This rock for woollens, middle for cotton and end one for wash 'n' wear.'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

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Those Were The Days

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Used wheels

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

The first animation.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"This is what I use for social media."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

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