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"As your Chief Technology Officer it's my duty to inform you that we don't have any."

"We're close."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Stonehenge Explained

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"Too much club."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The first animation.

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

'Is the fire included?'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"How do you handle being a rock god?"

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

The first art critic

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.