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"Have you ever considered launching a stock image website?"

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

The first animation.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Mark Zuckerberg

Setting up companies

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Home for the Holidays

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"How much do you need?"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"