Startup Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Then it's moved and seconded that the compulsory retirement age be fixed at twentyfive'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'

Quite the entrepreneur...

"We're a startup. We're looking for someone who can yank this cord."

Robot Parts $5

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Decision Making Block

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'Wow, my own desk!'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Setting up companies

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'