Startup Enthusiasts Gifts

'Then it's moved and seconded that the compulsory retirement age be fixed at twentyfive'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cupid Co. Valentine's Day Special Offer. For centuries Cupid had a monopoly in the falling in love business. But dating apps were making him obsolete. So he formed a company combining his matchmaking knowledge with online marketing techniques. Perhaps the biggest factor in the enormous success of Cupid Co. is the no questions asked return policy when a customer thinks an item is not as advertised.

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'

Quite the entrepreneur...

"We're a startup. We're looking for someone who can yank this cord."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Robot Parts $5

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Decision Making Block

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Setting up companies

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Mark Zuckerberg

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"