Start-up Enthusiasts Gifts

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Robot Parts $5

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Decision Making Block

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Setting up companies

Home for the Holidays

Mark Zuckerberg

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'