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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

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'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'