Startup Lovers Gifts

"Here's my latest idea: I can do away with the IRS and set up a government GoFundMe page!"

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"You may now kiss the bride."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"Never mind devices - we need to establish a 'bring your own funding' policy."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

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"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'