Startup Aficionado Gifts

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Ascent of Machine.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'New Game'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Decision Making Block

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Canine Technology