Quirky Startup Enthusiast Gifts

Your name written in the snow $1

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

Book Worm

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Setting up companies

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"How much do you need?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"