Quirky Entrepreneurs Gifts

Lemonade Stand: We Don't Pee In Ourz

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'Lemonade And Kidneys'

Launderade.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Tim's marketing solutions

Setting up companies

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"