Quirky Business Ideas Gifts

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

Free Tick Check and Lemonade

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

'Mind if I join you?'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Setting up companies

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

What the Person Sitting Next to You at Starbucks is 'Working On'

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"It turns out that if you give 100 monkeys 100 typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

STRIP Hambone: Desktop Publishing by potato printing

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

"Weed cookies"

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.