Quirky Business Gifts

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Joint Ventures!

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

Self-Employment

"No more Dr Nice guy"

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Setting up companies

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

"We're a startup. We're looking for someone who can yank this cord."

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."