Quirky Business Pillows

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Joint Ventures!

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"No more Dr Nice guy"

Self-Employment

Setting up companies

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'Of course I have to poke people, Mom! It's my job!'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"We're a startup. We're looking for someone who can yank this cord."

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.