Quirky Businessmen Pillows

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Cat Boss

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

Self-Employment

Setting up companies

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"Weed cookies"

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."