Quirky Entrepreneurs T-Shirts

Lemonade Stand: We Don't Pee In Ourz

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'Lemonade And Kidneys'

Launderade.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Tim's marketing solutions

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Setting up companies

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.