Quirky Innovation Enthusiast Gifts

"That's one of our more popular models."

Barry's newly-invented 'prescription windscreen' tended to alarm most of the other road users.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Book Worm

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Telephone Box

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

"...and if I press this button..."

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

'Did I ever tell you that I had a TV show idea called 'Super Nanny' years before this one?. . . Except mine was about a crime-fighting goat.'

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

"Wonka's Fruit-tastic, Lick-me-loo-rolls; I'm out!"