Quirky Innovation Enthusiast Prints

"That's one of our more popular models."

Barry's newly-invented 'prescription windscreen' tended to alarm most of the other road users.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Book Worm

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Telephone Box

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"...and if I press this button..."

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

"I invent things to complain about."