Entrepreneurship Aficionado Gifts

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Ascent of Machine.

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Decision Making Block

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'It's about time!'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'Wow, my own desk!'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.