Solo Entrepreneur Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll have my people call your people. Wait a minute, that won't work. I'm a sole proprietor.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Decision Making Block

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

Napoleon marches off alone

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"How much do you need?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"