Start-up Fanatic Gifts

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Boom

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Decision Making Block

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'Wow, my own desk!'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Home for the Holidays

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Mark Zuckerberg

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Setting up companies

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"The first one was the hardest."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"How much do you need?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"