Tech Startup Fan Gifts

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"How much do you need?"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"