Tech Startup Fan Gifts

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'Wow, my own desk!'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Mark Zuckerberg

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Home for the Holidays

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

SMALL BUSINESS LOANS, 'Your business plan seems to depend on winning a lot of state lotteries....'

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"How much do you need?"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"If I'm laid off, may I apply for a job at your start up?"

Dirty man to fellow business man: 'I got in on the ground floor, then had to tunnel out.'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Old MacDonald had a startup.