Tech Mogul Fan Gifts

So Much for Privacy

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

My Countree

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

Trump

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

Microsoft Merger

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

Mark Zuckerberg

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

"Poor thing must really need the money."

"And, in a move sure to attract the attention of regulators, the private sector made a bid to acquire the public sector."

Our Beloved $68 a Share

Jeff Bezos

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

Flipping the Switch

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

Jack Ma

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

Hugh Hefner

Rupert Murdoch