Real Estate Mogul Fan Gifts

I've been replaced by another crony!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'They're playing house.'

Real Estate Depression

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

Trump

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

"I told you he was a motivated seller.

'If you kiss me, I'll cause the Dow Jones Industrial Average to soar, manufacturing and trade data to re-accelerate, and housing to rebound significantly throughout the remainder of this and the next quarter.'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

"Try not to see them as a ridiculously expensive pile of bricks but rather as a value for money self build opportunity!"

'First the good news - you won't have to pay mortgage insurance anymore.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'I'm a homing-pigeon you see, but since I've invested in the property market, I'm confused as to which home to return to...'

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

Property managers dangling the threat of real estate holdings over corporations.

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."