Money Mogul Fan Gifts

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Greed.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Counting my Bonus...

The Personal ATM

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

'We're not clear who is running your company.'

Stock market ups and downs.

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

'Downwind from a herd of first time investors approaches the pinstriped investment banker, eager to make a kill.'

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Red Letter Days - Payment of Dividends

"The filthy rich"

Security/Savings

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

Financial Consultants: Gambling with other peoples money since 1987.

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

"We've got borrower's remorse."