Money Magnate Admirer Gifts

Testing, testing...one billion, two billion, three billion...

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'I think we may have an income problem.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

Trump

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Ladies and gentlemen, a quadrillion comes after a trillion, so get used to pronouncing it.

'He died of too much money.'

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

"Poor thing must really need the money."

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

'Is it a sin to take Bill Gates' name in vain?'

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

Our Beloved $68 a Share

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Flipping the Switch

"Wow, I'd always assumed it was just a figure of speech!"

"Have you made enough money yet? No, me neither."

'That's right, a person with 9 million is no happier than one with 8 million.'

'I'm coming out of the closet. I'm into material wealth, and I'm not afraid to admit it.'

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

The Dollar Grave

Hugh Hefner

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

'I have this sure-fire method to beat the lottery!'