Billionaire Admirer Gifts

Michael Bloomberg, Former NYC Mayor

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Trump

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

Our Yuppie Dad

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

"Poor thing must really need the money."

Our Beloved $68 a Share

Flipping the Switch

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

Hugh Hefner

'No suspicious circumstances here chief. Just some old rich dude who spoiled himself rotten.'

Jack Ma

Testing, testing...one billion, two billion, three billion...

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

Rupert Murdoch

'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.

Bill Gates ambushed by divorce lawyers.

Lord Alan Sugar

The Difference Between Politicians and Businessmen

Businessmen.

J.R.D Tata

Rebekah Brooks: Murdoch always said I would continue to go far!

'I have the stigma these days attached to being openly wealthy.'

"He took it with him."

"Mine's bigger."