Billionaire Admirer Gifts

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

Trump

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Donald Trump/Elon Musk

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

Our Yuppie Dad

"Poor thing must really need the money."

"He's a big typhoon for worldwide global."

Our Beloved $68 a Share

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Another promising young entrepreneur snuffed out by Big Lemonade

'Could you lend us some money to buy you out?'

Testing, testing...one billion, two billion, three billion...

'No suspicious circumstances here chief. Just some old rich dude who spoiled himself rotten.'

'This is the Textile King, the Shipping King, the Real Estate King and the plain ole King.'

'Public companies' balancing 'Profits' and 'Philanthropy'.

Rebekah Brooks: Murdoch always said I would continue to go far!

Bill Gates ambushed by divorce lawyers.

J.R.D Tata

Businessmen.

The Difference Between Politicians and Businessmen

Lord Alan Sugar

'I have the stigma these days attached to being openly wealthy.'

"Mine's bigger."

Mozart

"He took it with him."