Rich & Famous Admirer Gifts

'No suspicious circumstances here chief. Just some old rich dude who spoiled himself rotten.'

Anna Calvi

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Love

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Princess Anne

Tom Hanks

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Hollywood producer.

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Robert Schumann

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Michael Caine

Charles Baudelaire

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

TV stage door

David Bowie

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'