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'No suspicious circumstances here chief. Just some old rich dude who spoiled himself rotten.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

Hildegard von Bingen

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Love

Princess Anne

Jester Surgeon

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Tom Hanks

Hollywood producer.

"Nevermore."

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Robert Schumann

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Charles Baudelaire

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

TV stage door

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'