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'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'New money or old money?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

'Straight back from a week on the yacht only to find a fine for the firms' anti bribery and corruption systems failure.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Couple sitting very far apart.

huntsman on horseback

'No suspicious circumstances here chief. Just some old rich dude who spoiled himself rotten.'

"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges."

"Choices, choices- that's what the top of the food chain is all about."

"No need to bust a gut, sir, this is a celebrity gym. . . I'll get someone to come over and touch those toes for you."

Hi, I'm a taxman...

Bill Gates ambushed by divorce lawyers.