Rich Lifestyle Admirer Gifts

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

'New money or old money?'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

'He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'Ahoy there! We've been adrift for three weeks. Can we come aboard and use your toilet?'

'Straight back from a week on the yacht only to find a fine for the firms' anti bribery and corruption systems failure.'

Couple sitting very far apart.

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

"No need to bust a gut, sir, this is a celebrity gym. . . I'll get someone to come over and touch those toes for you."

"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges."

huntsman on horseback

'No suspicious circumstances here chief. Just some old rich dude who spoiled himself rotten.'

"Choices, choices- that's what the top of the food chain is all about."

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